February 23, 2011
Perfect World Syndrome: When one can't help but wish that everything could be "perfect". Things just seem like they could be so much easier if everything went your way. No drama, no fighting, etc.
Fact: It's ver disappointing when one realizes this will NEVER HAPPEN.
Symptoms: Slight anger, sadness, and stress.
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : Feelings
February 23, 2011
I-just-realized-I-haven't-posted-a-syndrome-in-forever Syndrome:
You're sitting around on your computer then BOOM you get a notification saying
"so and so posted in today's syndrome..." and your like OH CRAP! I'm a part of that group and I didn't post in weeks!
Fact: This is probably due to laziness.
Syndrome: You find yourself making up a silly syndrome up of the top of your head so you don't get bothered by it anymore.
Continue reading...
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : Fails
February 23, 2011
I knew you were going to do this Syndrome:
Where one realises they were just being lied to the whole time, but denied it was ever going to happen.
Fact: You see it coming, but you pretend nothing would happen, just so things could be happy for once..
Symptoms: Saddness, Depression, Tears, Denial, Anger, ect. Continue reading...
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : Boys
February 23, 2011
Just STFU Syndrome:
This Syndrome usually occurs when someone is trying to be nosey, or says something to make you angry, or they say it, not knowing that you just really don't want to hear it.
Fact: You start giving off a "just go away and stop talking to me" vibe.
Symtoms: You give said person attitude, you stop listening, you tell them to shut up, ect. Continue reading...
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : School
February 23, 2011
Gamer Syndrome: when one plays a game all day, and after words feels the need to go out and get a robot dog, eat green mushrooms, shoot birds etc.
Fact: Although one wants to keep wants/needs to oneself they cant help but tell everyone.
Symptoms: Playing videogames, Felling the need to eat shrooms, calling ones self a "gamer" etc. Continue reading...
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : Fails
February 23, 2011
"You Annoy Everyone, Ya Know That?" Symdrom:
occurs when one (and others) are extreamly upset with things, and can sadly not do anything about it. So whatever is getting on their nerve keeps on going....
Fact: normally this happens AT LEAST once in every persons life
Symptoms: anger, P.O.-ness, a strange urge to punch a cactus?!?! Continue reading...
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : School
February 23, 2011
Ugh! Syndrome: when you cant believe something is happening and all you can say is "Ugh!". In some cases this syndrome is because of being grossed out, having to wait for a long period of time, or just boredom.
Fact: If you have this syndrome you are highly contagious.
Symptoms: feeling annoyed, saying "Ugh!", feeling like this is taking forever, etc. Continue reading...
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : Feelings
February 23, 2011
MeMeMaME Syndrome: when someone, or very rarely yourself, talks about nothing but themselves. This syndrome is very annoying to other people, and the person infected will find a way to make every conversation about them in some forum or another. Fact: when a person is infected, it is likely they do not know they have been infected.
Symptoms: talking about oneself all the time, ignoring what is being said to you, thinking "how can i make this about me" Continue reading...
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : Fails
February 23, 2011
IHateThis Syndrome: this syndrome happens in many different contexts, it could be you simply hate what you're doing, Ex- your job, school, etc. or it could be about a persons, Ex- you feel like you're losing someone, you don't know how you feel about someone, etc.
Fact: this syndrome is a major part of anyones life, however teenagers are most prone to it.
Symptoms: depression, angry, a feeling of loneliness/abandonment, stress, a loss of sleep, etc. Continue reading...
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : Feelings
February 20, 2011
IThoughtWeWereCloser Syndrome: When someone tends to act like really close around you when you are alone, but the second a cooler person comes around your just the back-up friend. Fact: Makes you feel like they just wanted you around because they didn't have anyone else better. Symptoms: Anger, sadness, more anger, etc. Continue reading...
Posted by Today's Syndromes. Posted In : Feelings
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